since you asked.

i am sitting here and i don't have much to say about anything.

i am way too busy worrying about money and wishing i had more liquor to even think about writing.

i am living on an allowance of cigarettes and pancakes which i have set aside for myself.

i am holed up in my room and i will sit here and count my blessings until i have money again.

it never fails. or times i have been an asshole. (part one)

sorry, hon, my hands are tied.

i was biking down a road somewhere or other at about 3am. it was raining. i was passing some jogger when he grabbed my left bicep and pulled me off the bike. i got up, brushed myself off, and punched him in the face three times. he looked really confused, and asked me why i had punched him. i said, 'because you pulled me off of my bike, fucker.'

i was doing laundry in my basement. it was about six a.m., and as i was putting things in my dryer, i heard my phone beep. i pulled it out to see that it was calling a friend i haven't talked to in quite some time. i quickly hung it up and hoped i hadn't woken her. about five minutes later, she called me back. i picked the phone up and quickly apologised for calling her. she immediately hung up without saying anything.

about twelve hours later i called her again to apologise. she answered,
'WHAT?!'
i said, 'hey, i'm really sorry i called you this morning. my phone dialed you by mistake.'
she said, 'who the hell are you?!'
i identified myself, and she told me that i had the wrong number.
i said, 'oh, i guess i don't feel so bad anymore.'
she said, 'fuck you!' and then hung up.
apparently my friend disconnected her phone.